The debut performance of my mermaid burlesque performance at The Pyramid Scheme with Super Happy Funtime Burlesque on Friday night. It’s based off one of my comics to the tune of an original calypso/mento song by band leader Corey Ruffin called “I Want Vagina.” Sea witch is played by Lala Vulvaria. Costumes by me. And can you believe that’s my real-life hair? Not even a wig.
The photos just scratch the surface of the act, which involved copious amounts of masturbation and oral sex. And what’s crazy is how tame my act was compared to some of the others, which involved puppet sex, menstruation, and Jesus.
No videos at this time, but I’ll be performing it several times in the future, so hopefully you’ll be able to catch this someday.
Photos by Stafford Smith. Check out that link for even more photos from the show.
Florence of A’Labia in Shimmy Shack Burlesque’s Father’s Day Cabaret!
My first official striptease! I was inspired in part by the story at the beginning of this video, and also by those conservative religious father-daughter purity ball things where fathers make it their duty to guard their daughter’s vaginas from boys, which seems kinda creepy to me. So enjoy some incestuous lolita-inspired burlesque. Close-up photos coming soon.
If you didn’t make it to the burlesque I was in this past weekend, this is what you missed. Here’s a few photos. They’re mainly of me because, well, it’s my blog, but I put a few other ones in here. There’s about 200 of them if you want to see the rest. Photos by Jon Clay.
These are all some of the best people I have ever worked with. I can’t believe how magical it was seeing this all come together from the inside. I think I did pretty good. I’m probably going to do more, and will at least start doing Dr. Sketchy’s/Shimmy Shack.
That’s me in the glasses, in my second-ever burlesque!
I'm a burlesque performer based in Grand Rapids, MI, and a member of Super Happy Funtime Burlesque. I tend to gravitate towards over the top, campy, tacky, comedic performances. I sew most of my own costumes. I post tidbits from my performances and photo shoots as well as things that inspire me.