The debut performance of my mermaid burlesque performance at The Pyramid Scheme with Super Happy Funtime Burlesque on Friday night. It’s based off one of my comics to the tune of an original calypso/mento song by band leader Corey Ruffin called “I Want Vagina.” Sea witch is played by Lala Vulvaria. Costumes by me. And can you believe that’s my real-life hair? Not even a wig.

The photos just scratch the surface of the act, which involved copious amounts of masturbation and oral sex. And what’s crazy is how tame my act was compared to some of the others, which involved puppet sex, menstruation, and Jesus.

No videos at this time, but I’ll be performing it several times in the future, so hopefully you’ll be able to catch this someday.

Photos by Stafford Smith. Check out that link for even more photos from the show.

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    Damn, I wish I lived closer to Florence. Her shows look awesome!
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    MERMAID BURLESQUE!
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