I'm kind of freaking out because the girl on that last album cover from the porno groves looks just like my mom.

I know exactly what you mean. I’m sure we’ve ALL seen our mothers’ doppelgangers in 1970’s pornos. I’m sure Freud would have something to say about this.

This blog + Porno Groove = Amazingness

retrofucking:

Haha, sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe we should post some porno groove music every now and then? What do you think, followers? In the meantime, enjoy these retro album covers. 
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I need to find a new porno song for my porno dance.

I mulled over how to say this without sounding like a hater, 'cos I'm not and you're cool, but, like, was everyone involved in Necrophilia on board with making a music video that's kind of about kidnapping and sex slavery and just, full of super disturbing, kinda rapey stuff played for laughs? I was surprisingly put off by the whole thing. As a lady who's very aware of these issues, what's your take on it?

It was done with complete self awareness, and acknowledgement that it wouldn’t be for everyone.

Got accused of being a guy tonight because I wouldn’t immediately turn on my webcam for a stranger. Too bad for her she didn’t have an ounce of patience. This is all she got.

Got accused of being a guy tonight because I wouldn’t immediately turn on my webcam for a stranger. Too bad for her she didn’t have an ounce of patience. This is all she got.

or-even-cured:

Alternatively, if the traditional “girls in pretty dresses slowly prancing around and undressing” style of burlesque isn’t quite your thing, check out another performer, Red Rum, who will be part of the performance! 

Go fund it! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/851629756/pick-a-card-a-burlesque-exploration-of-tarot-part

Red Rum is just plain amazing.

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musingofarose:

"Under Cover" by Coppi Barbieri, V magazine Aug 2007

SIZE FAT WITH THE SPIDER WEBS PLS

I had too much fun with this piece of chiffon during the filming of our most recent music video.

Our newest music video! In which I am kidnapped, tied up, and taken to a “party.”

Full lineup!
Ava Adore (Ohio)Bella La Blanc (Virginia)Bella Sin (Ohio)Cruel Valentine (Illinois)Cynder Ella (Missouri)Dahlia D’Luxe (Ohio)Dahlia Fatale (Illinois)Dish Delish (Michigan)Dot King (Ohio)Eliza Sidecar (Ohio)FiFi Switchblade (Texas)Florence of Alabia (Michigan) <—that’s me!Furvus Mendaxxx (Michigan)Gala Delicious (Michigan)Gin Fizz (Illinois)Hot Honey LaFae (Michigan)Lilly Rascal (Illinois)Loretta Jean (Ontario)Lottie Ellington (Virginia)Lula Loops (Michigan)Luna Legare (Michigan)Lushes LaMoan (Michigan)Mabel Syrup (Michigan)Madame Fortuna (Illinois)Maddie Moiselle (Iowa)Marci Vousplait (Illinois)Marinara Stardust (New York)Mia D. Vine (Illinois)Mickie Sinn (Texas)Midnight Joy (Texas)Miss Claira Bell (Wisconsin)Miss Holly Hock (Michigan)Monet MaCabaret (Michigan)Nerd Girl Burlesque (Ontario)Ophelia Coeur de Noir (California)Pinch & Squeal (Ohio)Po’ Chop (Illinois)Rasa Vitalia (California)Red Hot Annie (Illinois)Sadie O’Swirl (Illinois)Satori Circus (Michigan)Stella Cheeks (Illinois)Tallulah Moonshine (Ohio)Valencia Starling (Michigan)Vaudezilla Inc. (Illinois)Vince V. Vice (Wisconsin)Willy LaQueue (Illinois)Zara Estelle (Illinois)
And host Foxy Tann.
I am so excited. I’ve worked with some of these performers before, many are great friends, and many are brand new people whom I’ve never seen perform before. It’s going to be great fun, so save the date! I’ll be performing different acts on each day. Ohhhhhh yeah!

Full lineup!

Ava Adore (Ohio)
Bella La Blanc (Virginia)
Bella Sin (Ohio)
Cruel Valentine (Illinois)
Cynder Ella (Missouri)
Dahlia D’Luxe (Ohio)
Dahlia Fatale (Illinois)
Dish Delish (Michigan)
Dot King (Ohio)
Eliza Sidecar (Ohio)
FiFi Switchblade (Texas)
Florence of Alabia (Michigan) <—that’s me!
Furvus Mendaxxx (Michigan)
Gala Delicious (Michigan)
Gin Fizz (Illinois)
Hot Honey LaFae (Michigan)
Lilly Rascal (Illinois)
Loretta Jean (Ontario)
Lottie Ellington (Virginia)
Lula Loops (Michigan)
Luna Legare (Michigan)
Lushes LaMoan (Michigan)
Mabel Syrup (Michigan)
Madame Fortuna (Illinois)
Maddie Moiselle (Iowa)
Marci Vousplait (Illinois)
Marinara Stardust (New York)
Mia D. Vine (Illinois)
Mickie Sinn (Texas)
Midnight Joy (Texas)
Miss Claira Bell (Wisconsin)
Miss Holly Hock (Michigan)
Monet MaCabaret (Michigan)
Nerd Girl Burlesque (Ontario)
Ophelia Coeur de Noir (California)
Pinch & Squeal (Ohio)
Po’ Chop (Illinois)
Rasa Vitalia (California)
Red Hot Annie (Illinois)
Sadie O’Swirl (Illinois)
Satori Circus (Michigan)
Stella Cheeks (Illinois)
Tallulah Moonshine (Ohio)
Valencia Starling (Michigan)
Vaudezilla Inc. (Illinois)
Vince V. Vice (Wisconsin)
Willy LaQueue (Illinois)
Zara Estelle (Illinois)

And host Foxy Tann.

I am so excited. I’ve worked with some of these performers before, many are great friends, and many are brand new people whom I’ve never seen perform before. It’s going to be great fun, so save the date! I’ll be performing different acts on each day. Ohhhhhh yeah!